” John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock
(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am .
While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG ).
He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ),
 

designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE )

and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA )

 After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet  (MADE IN INDIA )
 

he sat down with his calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today.

After setting his watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN )
 filled it with GAS
 (from Saudi Arabia )

to the radio
(MADE IN INDIA )

he got in his car
 (MADE IN GERMANY )

 and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

 At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his
 Computer
(Made In Malaysia ),

 Joe decided to relax for a while.

 He put on his sandals  (MADE IN BRAZIL )
 
poured himself a glass of wine
 (MADE IN FRANCE )

and turned on his TV
 (MADE IN INDONESIA ),
 

and then wondered why he can’t find  a good paying job in AMERICA .”

I think we know what the point of this story is. Competition is good, but it needs to include American competition. Lets get our act together.